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SPEAKER 2
So I was on a date the other day with a beautiful young lady who of course has seen all of my videos. It's quite interesting now when I go on dates with girls. It's just hours of them telling me how funny I am and how they've seen all of my videos.
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I can't wait for a future date where one of them talks about this video where I talk about how they only talk about my videos. It's great. Anyway, she was saying how funny I am. How sexy I am. How tall and strong and rich and charismatic. Gorgeous. Interesting. How brave I am in the face of the Matrix.
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She says she's seen me ride the tricycle. Can you admit you're a monumental failure and there's not a vehicle on Earth I can't drive? Is she wrong? I might have to admit that. Or this. I just admit I'm not God. She loved the tricycle. They love the tricycle, bruv. Bugatti or tricycle? Not sure which one.

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She says she's seen me ride the tricycle. Can you admit you're a monumental failure and there's not a vehicle on Earth I can't drive? Is she wrong? I might have to admit that. Or this. I just admit I'm not God. She loved the tricycle. They love the tricycle, bruv. Bugatti or tricycle? Not sure which one.